Katherine: Dad, are mermaids real?
Woody: Yes, they are real but they are dead people.
Katherine: why are they dead people?
Woody: They just are. They are dead people that....
Me from the other room: MERMAIDS WOODY! Not MUMMIES!
Woody: Oh, no, those are not real.
I then roll my eyse and wonder how scarred my children are going to be from these seemingly insignifigant conversations that we get all wrong because we are busy. Granted, her pronunciation is a little off so she said "muhmehs" but I totally knew what she was saying somehow. I wonder if "fluent in Katherinese" would help if I added it to my resume.
